Men shouldn’t wear flip flops. It makes me cringe.

Know your enough to use me for good

YEILD SIGNS DO NOT MEAN STOP

Darlin you know it’s true, the rumor you heard about me lovin you 💕

I just want a bottle of tequila && Midol

#NewProfilePic

Dear Stan, i meant to write you sooner I’ve just been busy

Just had a customer come in && act like a Karen. Then her name was Karen... I literally could not handle myself. 🤣

I’ve been to Boston once && now my phone won’t stop give me weather updates from there lol

Just left the grocery store, there was plenty of water but no sweet tea. You tell me how Texans prepare for hurricanes

I ain’t changed, I’ve been like this since you found me

I just called my label and told em I wanna make a Double album. Double checking y’all are good with that?

I’m obsessed with Lucifer on Netflix 😫

When it rains it pours

Tell me your troubles, lonely girl

I’m the furthest thing from perfect just like everyone I know

Okay Luke Combs 🎤 😍🥰

WOW. Whataburger® WOW. BRING BACK THE BREAKFAST BURGER.

Will the real slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up? *Were gonna have a problem here* Marshall Mathers