I tell myself this everyday

TSA throwing away your lotion & perfume when it’s over a certain amount is so extra, like y’all KNOW y’all coulda just shipped it to me???🙄✌🏿

You niggas be the fun police that’s why y’all girlfriends secretly hate y’all

if you don’t know the difference between a nigga you can actually settle down and be with vs. a nigga that came in your life just for fun you go have a hard time in life 🫵🏽😵‍💫 .

i wanna go on a fun date, these niggas always just tryna eat

I hate when food reviewers come to a City then eat food the locals never heard about. Then be complaining 💀Like ima need you to do some due diligence or summmmmm

if you ain’t got a W2, i ain’t the one for you 🌚

TL asleep? ...Bonding

and i’ll fall out with anyone over it 🤭

get off my line with all them damn excuses.

i don’t have sympathy for men. you do wrong or act weird ? im gone

BREAKING: New polling shows Vice President Kamala Harris is more likely to win Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin than Donald Trump is. This would secure her electoral victory. This is huge.

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y’all have to understand a black woman in politics from her era who attended a HBCU was trained to blend in and play the game. This is not a blaccent. That’s her 3 drinks in being comfortable. Go and live a life and get a corporate job and then you will understand!

staying in the house on weekends.

Not telling my friends everything