"Look at that guy in the middle of the road! Oooh! He's got headphones on, he can't hear me. Beep beeeeeep!"

Is there any changes you wish you could make to Monokuma? — "I'd probably make him more annoying, add some more jokes, make his voice less straining, blah blah blah…" curiouscat.me/despaaaaaaair/…

Ay how much to kiss your bear — "If you wanna kiss Monokuma, it's free! But it'll probably be the last thing you ever do with your head still being att… curiouscat.me/despaaaaaaair/…

"Deshpair thun thacth oth th day! Shome one you odolishe will probably be outed ash a terrible pershon, and you'll theel bad for likingth themsh!!!!!!" "Have fun trying to understand that."

"Despair fun fact of the day. The recordings for canned laugh tracks are like, hella old, so you're hearing the laughter of dead people!"

What things does CuriousCat lack that you want them to have? — "The ability to send despair brainwashing videos." curiouscat.me/despaaaaaaair/…

"UWAAAAAH!" "Puhuhu! Your tears only fuel meeee!" "…"

"Pwease ma'am. May I pweaaaase have some despaiw?"

"Hey siiiiiiiis! What'cha got there!" "A knife." "👌"

"Hey, sis. Sing this during the next killing game or something." "Huh? Oh, what song is this?" "Darude-Sa----"

"Despair fun fact of the day…… eh… I'm not gonna tell ya… have fun of feeling the despair of me not telling ya'…"

"Despair fun fact of the day… er, take it from me, sis! Oh! And say it in a cute pose!" "Er… pigs can experience depression."

"Despair fun fact of the day. You will most likely lose your pet to Cancer."

"Deshpair thun thact of the daysh! You'llsh probablysh neversh undershand me in thish form with teshxt alone!"

"Despair Fun Fact Of The Day! In the later movies of The Land Before Time, the character Ducky dosen't have any lines because the voice actress' father murdered her when she was a child."

"…"

"Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey."

ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sʜᴏʀᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ, ʀᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ #DRRP #MVRP #CrossoversWelcome "I didn't kill anyone. I simply gave you a little nudge in the right direction. And that's all it took for you to start killing each other."

//starters coming later!

"My my my! If it isn't my birthday! My sister's too! C'mooon Mukuro, wish me a despairing birthday with a cute face on." "Despairing birthday sis!" "Despairing birthday to you tooooo! Y'all better give us some presents or a despairing birthday wish or sumn!"