She rather eat shrimp with wimps than lobsta with a monsta

I wonder if I’ve ever been the guy when somebody says “I know a guy”

I’ve been throwing fits since a kid

Megan Fox is a terrorist

Me if taking the whole tabasco bottle at chipotle becomes illegal

Bottom line, fuck that fat bitch.

Like a sore dick, you can’t beat it

This dank cart got me tweaking

This bitch got CTE

unc levels are surging--im really smoking meats with crazy efficacy no puffy. this summer bouta b crucial you should get around me if u can

Sometimes you fumble on the play, but the ball still alive

Pre surgery sesh

you woke up with a breath, that’s all yall need stay up💯

Moneys the metal and my hand is magnetic

I love my life

Season 6 of the Sopranos

Top beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer 3. Friday after work beer 4. Lunch beer 5. On the water beer 6. Shower beer 7. Tailgate beer 8. Poker beer 9. Ballpark beer 10. One more beer

Playing Miles Davis in the bar

Everyday it’s something new

This type of Saturday