my guilty pleasure is all of the Netflix reality dating shows

“water is so gross”

your partner coming to you about something you’re doing wrong isn’t a personal attack. It’s a sign they value the relationship – it's a heads up. You communicate, you fix it, you stay. That's emotional maturity. That's love.

my least favorite thing about serving is at the end of the night I will put up all the chairs surrounding my last table and they still won’t fucking leave

im so mentally checked out of school ts is ridiculous

"So, what makes you happy?" Me:

if men had wombs & could get pregnant, they’d have abortion clinics on every corner

monthly reminder

made $400 in tips today 😌

idk who needs to hear this but don’t be fooled.. your ex only misses you cause they failed at replacing you

i no longer have the energy to tell people what they did wrong, just be blessed and have a great life away from me

Y’all almost 30 I’m 23

not my doctor telling me my postpartum depression never went away 😭😭

Girl dinner

is your heart okay?

I told this boy I had 3 bodies and he named 10 niggas I fucked I’m not in the mood.