951 designers are angrily sliding all the CMYK sliders to the right so the black looks not crappy.

While designers took time away from work to write angry tweets about the service... Squarespace Logo created 48,817 logos.

While Gmail was down, designer productivity went up 92%. Upon being fixed… dropped to the usual 18%.

4 out of 5 designers are wondering what a "scratch disk" even is.

826 designers are currently waiting for Photoshop to initialize the type tool.

At this moment, 952 designers are rolling their eyes as Adobe Acrobat updates.

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4 out of 5 teenagers think Helvetica was invented by Cards Against Humanity.

This Valentines Day, 17 smooth designers will say "Hey babe… wanna reduce the kerning between us?".

According to stock photography, 4 out of 5 ladies lay on the floor when using a laptop.

The 1st version of Photoshop was developed in 1782 under the name "Ye Olde Photoshoppe".

Today, 639 designers who called in sick forgot to outline the fonts on that project. Co-workers now hate them.

1 employee at Adobe snickered when naming this tool in Illustrator.

To date, nobody really knows how to say "Pecha Kucha" correctly.

Due to hockey, 98% of Canadian designers are currently drunk at work.

Between the beachball, dots and wristwatch… Photoshop now has 3 ways to display your time being wasted.

4 out of 5 designers are scrambling to figure out what "Material Design" actually is.

98% of designers who began their "make something every day of 2015" project will give up in 2 weeks.

There are actually only 43 shades of grey.

99% of designers cannot grow their audience under Instagram’s new garbage algorithm.