Happy Birthday, Prime Minister! 🎈

I have yet to hear a single word from the Tories that even hints at why they lost the general election. They clearly still think they deserved to win.

All six Tory leadership contenders have pledged to fight VAT on private schools. Not one of them has promised more money for state schools. And there you have it.

“You stay here and keep warm lad, I’m off to London to take pictures of homeless people with a complete lack of self awareness.”

The riots in England during recent weeks have been awful, but reading the daily summaries of racist dickheads being locked up for being racist dickheads is the highlight of my day. It's brilliant. I feel bereft at weekends when no sentencing is being done.

Twelve dead. Ten female. One pregnant woman. Six children. Isn't this tragedy enough to shut up the "fighting age men" bullshit from the far right? theguardian.com/uk-news/articl…

(📣) The President of Brazil has issued a statement about Twitter: “The world isn’t obliged to put up with Elon Musk’s far-right free-for-all just because he is rich.” RETWEET if you agree. theguardian.com/world/article/…

What went wrong in those kids, and their parents’ lives, to make them want to murder an old man? I just don’t understand it.

We can't be arrested on charges of rape and human trafficking for 45 minutes. But after that, we can definitely be arrested on charges of rape and human trafficking, and they can seize all my luxury cars and belongings.

Weird how Tories start caring about pensioners the minute they are no longer in a position to help them. #PMQs

Does anyone actually care what Rishi Sunak thinks anymore?

Hi Pandora Jewellery UK today my Buzz Lightyear charm, bought for me by my sons because of their autistic brother who is Toy Story obsessed, has broken. I am really upset about it. Obviously his body moves but this should not happen. I’ve been so careful with it. Can you help?

Funny. I wasn’t massacred when living there for 15 yrs. Neither were my Jewish and gay friends. Fucking weirdo.

BREAKING: Labour announces major new legislation to crack down on water company bosses polluting Britain’s rivers, lakes and seas. More here 👇 standard.co.uk/news/environme…

That escalated quickly 😂

“Get pepper spray” - A husband hired 72 men to rape his wife - A 15y/o boy beat up his classmate and raped her. Now shes in a coma & needs multiple surgeries - An ex- boyfriend burnt a woman to death But yeah, let's learn how to fight and buy pepper spray. That will fix it…

Anyone able to translate moron?

Women married to MAGA men, it’s ok to vote for Harris but tell your husband you voted for Trump. Chances are good it’s not the first thing you had to fake.

One word: Musk. And no, I don’t think it is ethical. I’ll be leaving soon — enough is enough.