I'm just impressed with how ugly I'm willing to look in public these days 😆

Watching two idiots agree on something and then hearing one of them say ...great minds think alike...is one of life's greatest pleasures

Nimeamka kuwakumbusha in whatever you do in this life don't be FAT !!

People born in November realising their parents had a really good valentine's day

Spiritual baggage sex are real !

"Out with the girls" "He's just a friend" It's not about if she'll cheat, it's how good she hides it !

I'm pretty sure this license plate means exactly what I think it means.