Iran declares Butlerian Jihad

Tiger was tryna open up a Domain Expansion on dem cops fulla dem jiggas

Fort Bragg methheads tomorrow when they get bored:

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

Ganondorf was really wasting all his time trying to take over Hyrule when he was the only man born in 100 years into a society full of Gerudo thick shit Fucking idiot

WE ARE NICOLE KIDMAN WE CARRY THE FLAME

our pasta is measured in centuries, call that penne gesserit

"so dark souls 2 wasn't directed by miyazaki and its not really connected to ds1 or ds3, and while I think it's a good game, it's not a good souls game" "that's not true. what the fuck are you talking about? ds2 references ds1, ds3 references ds2, and it's an amazing souls game"

"You gotta be Albanian Eric Adams if you think I'm drinking tonight." Me:

Me and the funky bunch when we see a vietnamese man minding his own business

4th grade me after reading a whole Goosebumps book during D.E.A.R (Drop Everything And Read) time

damn bro are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

This shit is so fucking funny man. Irl roguelike runs

A CHAD might mog, But when the JESTER performs Even the KING sits to listen.

something truly special about being 6 years old and excited to play the funny disney game with goofy and donald only to get hit with these vibes during the intro and having your brain chemistry rearranged forever