Greg Weissert is in, live bet the Brew Crew

MLB Team Records (March 26, April 3, April 7, April 8 and April 9): BOS: 4-0 CLE: 3-0 BAL: 3-1 MIN: 3-1 NYM: 3-1 STL: 3-1 LAD: 3-1 TOR: 2-2 DET: 2-2 A: 2-2 SEA: 2-2 TEX: 2-2 ATL: 2-2 MIA: 2-2 PHI: 2-2 CHC: 2-2 PIT: 2-2 CIN: 2-2 ARI: 2-2 SF: 2-2 COL: 2-2 NYY: 2-2 KC: 1-2 CHW: 1-2

I am sexually attracted to Connelly Early.

Love seeing 2 of my teams bottle their respective leagues within 5 hours of each other

just ate someone elses takeout order in front of them. Didn't even notice until I opened the side

Technical Difficulties???? Never again Bezos.

Trent Grisham is a certified retard

Pregaming for block feels weird without College Gameday on my TV

Hey Connecting Grounds! Maybe don’t say “ready in 7 minutes” if it’s gonna take 35 next time!

Real good guys

The Fray so good I forgot my windows were open in traffic on High Street

My girlfriend hates me what do I do???

Bad bitch at the bar rocking a Dallas Goedert jersey. Looking like she’s ab to vulture 2 tds from Smitty

Every time I see someone drafted to the browns I immediately sell my mental stock in them

everyone fired but breslow

How did we let Nuss fall to the Chiefs bro

At least whomever we hire will be better than Aaron Boone.

Sneaky the worst day of my life

The Red Sox firing Alex Cora is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

At least Kyle Hudson is gone