Simping

But did kids die?

Happy Friday

Line cook wins every time

me at the aquarium trying to make personal connections with the fish

Dionne Warwick, upset with misogyny in rap lyrics, once set up a meeting with Snoop Dogg and Suge Knight at her home, where she demanded that they call her a “bitch” to her face. Snoop Dogg later said, “I believe we got out-gangstered that day.”

Nobody talking about how this dog can talk??

I have a notes folder where I verbalize what I should say in almost any argument

They gone be mad at me when I pop out with this

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

Donald Trump has just announced Ceaser Clown to be Head of Childhood Safety

Now THIS commercial I can get behind 😭😭

The Grinch booked into Dallas County Jail on Christmas Eve | Click on the image to read the full story kcci.com/article/the-gr…

"SAY DRAKE"

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coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad

They’re cleaning teeth at the dental office