Me listening to Positions without understanding any of the words Ari is singing.

It’s gonna be 100 degrees in Seattle this weekend and you better believe I’m gonna use that to my advantage.

Me in the middle of a technical difficulty while presenting to the entire company.

There’s a lady who just sat behind me on the bus who said "just so you know, I have a bird with me. Freaks some people out". So I look back and expect to see a cute little parakeet in the carrier. But no, she opens it and takes out A CROW. And now it’s squawking behind me.

Was looking at temporary housing options while I condo hunt and... If this isn't indicative of the housing crisis in Seattle, I don't know what is.

Started a conversation at a bar in Bergen talking about marine biology and ended up taking about 90 Day Fiancé / RHOBH. Apparently there is a Norwegian version which I’ll obviously be watching.

Someone ghosted me months ago but left a nice power drill at my place. At what point do I not feel bad about donating it to the tool library?

What a fucking life