If Kaylan_TX (former bondsman bounty hunter and true crime aficionado) and I (licensed contractor and personal trainer/nutritionist) started a podcast, what should we call it? Obviously politics would be an underlying thread in our discussions, as well. Give me some names👇🏼

I’m thinking something along the lines of “Reps, Repairs and Receipts”

Derek Kaylan_TX 🎯 Hard Truth & Heavy Lifts Straight talk, crime facts, political reps, and actual reps. 🔨 Bench Warrants & Bench Press The only place you'll hear about felons and dumbbells in the same breath. 🔥 Contract & Conviction For the bounty hunter, the contractor, and the moral

If you ever uttered “I don’t think about men’s buttholes enough”, then the Republican Party may be a good fit for you

MAGA in women’s DM’s: I’ll rearrange your guts (sends dick pic)

Everyone, I love this but PLEASE stop calling Kaylan a beast.

Here are the facts👇🏾: 1.) Donald Trump is in the Epstein files raping a minor along with other prominent figures 2.) The Butler assassination attempt was staged 3.) Trump committed treason in 2016 & blackmailed the GOP to look the other way 4.) Ivana didn’t fall down the stairs👀

I will die never asking for a god’s forgiveness

Nutritionist here. This “supremacist” thought he was clever but actually has very little knowledge of what he speaks of. With food deserts, lack of available real foods, hereditary traits and other medical conditions, most don’t “choose” to be obese.

Donald Trump is posting about Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift because he doesn’t want to talk about the fact that he’s in the Epstein files, doesn’t want to talk about rising prices, and doesn’t want to talk about the job market being the worst it’s been since the last time he

Anyone been grocery shopping lately? Trump lied badly.

Call a Conservative man “she” and all of a sudden, they understand pronouns perfectly

Democratic politicians everywhere need to understand something: the massive support you're seeing right now for Texas House Democrats would be the support you'd easily get, too, if you were willing to fight back aggressively instead of navel-gazing and talking about "norms."

LOL off to the garbage this goes

Those people that mace you

Whoops

My kink is watching Conservatives get answers they don’t like from Grok and say it’s “woke”, when it belongs to the guy who threw two sig heils

My nephew is turning 18 in a week and my sis just gave me his contact info. I opened it and had to tell her the gesture he was making was very intentional. She has now been educated 😂😂😂

(Enters business) Hi, you taking walk ins? MORGUE: sir, please stop coming in here every week

For some reason, I feel like I’m upsetting the group that yelled “fuck your feelings” for eight straight years. Not sorry, pedo lovers.