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Derek

@DerekNeverFails

On the right side of history & hard to kill. I start businesses & fights. Democrat because I’m not a fascist. The only Jesus I follow: @DereksNtFunny

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Yes, Sharon! You NAILED it. I mean, there couldn’t have POSSIBLY been female slaves as well, amirite? We should ALL denigrate women and deny their status, because I didn’t mention them. Thanks for reminding me. 🙄

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Everyone have a problem with Noem shooting a puppy? George Washington, a “founding father”, hung all of his slave’s dogs in front of them because he suspected the dogs were helping the slaves steal food. Be careful with whom you put on a pedestal.

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One of the things I hate the worst about Republicans in positions of power in our government is that they mistake what true leadership is (which primarily consists of listening to their constituents) but instead injecting themselves into everyone’s lives. Incredibly…

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Anyone ever look at their oldest tweet as far back as possible and think to yourself “what dumb fuck wrote that garbage”? Just me? Excellent

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Just me or are we in cuckoo land where all of our media, SCOTUS and Congress are all just acting like Donald Trump is a legitimate presidential candidate and not the literal worst human being and law breaker on the planet

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Wait just a minute. Are you saying these are GENDER NEUTRAL?! I am going to boycott all future festivals, carnivals and concerts forever, I don’t want to smell pee from an asparagus-eating libtard

Wait just a minute. Are you saying these are GENDER NEUTRAL?! I am going to boycott all future festivals, carnivals and concerts forever, I don’t want to smell pee from an asparagus-eating libtard
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All of this tired “don’t mess with Texas” narrative while they consistently lose grid power, whine about the border, experience one natural disaster after another, outlaw medical care for women, all leads me to believe your state does indeed ask to be messed with

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CNN has new “conservative” ownership and has become Fox News light. Their 43% for Biden poll is BS.

They’re trying to help tRump win.

Don’t ever believe polls. Just vote! 🗳️

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Too many parents are surveilling their kids via cellphone apps well into their 20s, stop it. You're infantilizing them and creating dysfunctional enmeshment. Raise them well and then trust them.

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I don’t care what level of work you have performed in your life, whether it is as a doctor or the bagger at grocery stores, there is always that ONE person at the office that conspires against everyone else (If you didn’t think your office had one, then it was most likely you)

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Listen, I don’t want the same fucker that can’t be trusted with the identities of jurors at his criminal trial to ever have his fat thumb on a nuclear code again

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