So, just to be clear, the Epstein files were FINALLY released, and…. No news coverage of a presidential candidate being in those files dozens of times, got it.

Thank you again for EVERYTHING, bro. Seriously. I love you (*big hug*) DISPENSARY EMPLOYEE: sir, please stop coming behind the counter.

Easy peasy. They are the ones macing you.

House of 1000 Crocs #MildHorror

Between the spectrum of never increasing minimum wage to protecting goddamn pedophiles like a full-time job, our Congress is made up of lying, self-serving psychopaths

For all of you reading this instead of sitting in a church, good morning and I’m proud of you

How does a price hike on American-made equipment fit into making America great again? Can someone explain to me please?

We don’t even need the Epstein files to be released at this point. Sometimes all of the evidence you need is the suppression of it.

I don’t agree with Christian men, but I don’t hate them. I’m no homophobe

Anyone who has ever encountered a lying friend or partner who was subsequently outed knows this calculus is correct.

If Kaylan_TX (former bondsman bounty hunter and true crime aficionado) and I (licensed contractor and personal trainer/nutritionist) started a podcast, what should we call it? Obviously politics would be an underlying thread in our discussions, as well. Give me some names👇🏼

I’m thinking something along the lines of “Reps, Repairs and Receipts”

Derek Kaylan_TX 🎯 Hard Truth & Heavy Lifts Straight talk, crime facts, political reps, and actual reps. 🔨 Bench Warrants & Bench Press The only place you'll hear about felons and dumbbells in the same breath. 🔥 Contract & Conviction For the bounty hunter, the contractor, and the moral

If you ever uttered “I don’t think about men’s buttholes enough”, then the Republican Party may be a good fit for you

MAGA in women’s DM’s: I’ll rearrange your guts (sends dick pic)

Everyone, I love this but PLEASE stop calling Kaylan a beast.

Here are the facts👇🏾: 1.) Donald Trump is in the Epstein files raping a minor along with other prominent figures 2.) The Butler assassination attempt was staged 3.) Trump committed treason in 2016 & blackmailed the GOP to look the other way 4.) Ivana didn’t fall down the stairs👀

I will die never asking for a god’s forgiveness

Nutritionist here. This “supremacist” thought he was clever but actually has very little knowledge of what he speaks of. With food deserts, lack of available real foods, hereditary traits and other medical conditions, most don’t “choose” to be obese.

Donald Trump is posting about Sydney Sweeney and Taylor Swift because he doesn’t want to talk about the fact that he’s in the Epstein files, doesn’t want to talk about rising prices, and doesn’t want to talk about the job market being the worst it’s been since the last time he