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The crazy thing about this to me is that this is exactly the same opinion about news media that my parents express, but if I were to share this with them they would suddenly disagree cuz that “crazy socialist” said it. And that, in large part, is the media’s fault.

Chicago Police Department arrested teens yesterday who were protesting police presence in Chicago Public Schools. They placed teenagers in Juvie. All protestors have been freed, but I wanted to shed light on this b/c intimidation tactics against children is horrendous.

I created an only fans and now I have no fans.

BREAKING: Kyle Rittenhouse arrested in Antioch, IL. Initial complaint ticket shows he'll be charged with 1st degree intentional homicide for Kenosha shooting. 1/

Everybody keeps calling this a boycott. The Bucks are not boycotting anything, they're withholding their labor, otherwise known as a strike. Call it what it is.

While scooping the litter box I like to pretend I’m an archeologist discovering the ancient ruins of my cat’s asshole.

Trump Appears At RNC With 6 Hostages He Plans To Free After Election bit.ly/3gBXr2i #RNC2020

Every RNC speech is like "This dangerous national unrest that is occurring now, three years into the Trump presidency, will NOT happen when Donald Trump is president"

This is my favorite Jim Gaffigan special.

BREAKING: The NBA just announced that all basketball arenas will he turned into 2020 voting locations. Ample space for large amounts of people to vote safely.

Love when a troll responds “stick to comedy.” If 100% of what I say has to be a joke, then you have to stick to talking auto insurance.

The Mayor of Chicago sure loves to gaslight us.

The Tamale Guy is in the ICU with COVID-19, Chicago people, he has fed you at all hours of night in every weather condition, let’s support him in this critical time gofundme.com/f/bn7n82-claud…

His name is David G. Beth, and he should lose his job immediately.