Why is 4-8pm on a Sunday the most depressing time ever.

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

the one we’re currently in !

I withdraw every negative statement i have made about my future, and I speak favor and purpose over my life, in Jesus name, Amen!

Thank God say I watch Nat Geo Wild, if not how I for take Dey understand some of una behaviors.

when the best part of the song is playing and someone is trying to talk to me

As soon as I am invited somewhere, all I can think about is what i’m going to wear. 😂

I found this beautiful verse, Isaiah 46:4. “I have made you. I will carry you; I will sustain you and I will rescue you.”

Fake Hennessy, fake Azul, fake milk, fake Kelloggs, fake perfume, fake Nivea, etc. So what exactly is original in Nigeria. We’re just consuming counterfeit products.

Me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

Can we all agree that extreme cold is better than extreme heat?

using my own money to buy something i actually need

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

Intro Tech wey dem suppose use introduce us to Tech, dem teach us Woodwork. 🤣😢

ngl, u won't find the same person twice,not even in the same person 😭

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me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.