Let's Do This @eLFLBandits

Our defense could be better. Maybe if I was allowed to be on the field and lead like the (C) says on my jersey says, we'd had a better outcome. Can't carry this bullshit into the season so we gotta work out the kinks. But overall, very nice try everyone.

Sometimes I wonder if our defense is afraid to fucking hit or tackle. This 0-2-0 start pisses me ofd. DLine, WHERE'S THE FUCKING HEART?! Cause I don't see it. We can do better then this, I know it!

No media, no coaches, no interviews. Pack the bags, yall can play better. Welcome To Hell Week.

Hell Week Ends Tonight Against Denver Divas And I'll Accept Nothing Less Then The Best From My Defense. #DCaptain #BanditsForever @eLFLBandits

How much has my stupid father drank?

Nah, she left him like mom did cause he's the worst goddamn father or husband anyone can have

We better win and win convincingly against Baltimore Bombshells. Defense better show the fuck up. I'm the captain, I'm sick of making excuses for yall. #GoVegasGo!

So this season could've gone better for @eLFLBandits but next season we'll get it. I am returning to Sin City next season!!!! e-LFL

As the (C) of @eLFLBandits Defence, I do think we may need some harder hitters and faster specialist. Just saying to team management, violence solves a lot.

Im coming back and EIW, I'm stabbing everyone again! #BitchIsBack!

No DQ you say @AdvincolaSr? EIW remembers how I take No DQ matches and my return is my love. Get a John Doe tag toe ready.

He won't do anything there without mine and my covens say so. He's a dog, on a leash, all be it, a very short leash but still a leash. He owes me that much.

I'm the Strong Safety? The hell?!

As the Defence (c) of @eLFLBandits, I endorse these signings

#np: "the one" by kevin sherwood and elena siegman

Vote For YOUR Queen, Or Be Ate!

I was busy with my coven twat, the fuck you want?