⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ❝𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙝.. ⠀ 𝙄𝙩'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚, 𝙖𝙞𝙣'𝙩 𝙞𝙩, 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚?❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ • ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀ • ʙɪ, ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʟᴇᴀɴ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀• ᴠᴇʀsᴀᴛɪʟᴇ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀• ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. ⠀⠀⠀⠀• ♡ + ↺

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐩𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐮𝐩, 𝐩𝐚𝐡. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

the door swung open, and there was Frank! he just had some things to pick up!

“hey! it’s been a while, how’s it going?” the two have had a few conversations before, so he felt pretty friendly with the man!

“mhm, same here! went outta town for a bit, but i’m back. nice to see the shop is doing well!” he noticed the sweat, and he was getting a little flustered.

holy sh— he’s drooling!

he needs a handjob— ASAP!

y e s p l e a s e.

slowly and secretly grabs the ass of @ADILFNextDoor.

aww..at least he tried. “i couldn’t help myself—“

gulp. “to make up for it, do you, uhh.. ..wanna grab mine?”

his face was red— “i’m so sorry—i really don’t know what came over me. can i, like, buy you lunch or something to make up for it? i really don’t want any hard feelings.”

“yeah, got it.” he held up a thumb and a smile, pulling out his phone to look up some local sub shops. he didn’t wanna go to a chain restaurant for a sandwich. “lucky for me, i was in the mood for a sandwich!”

sneezes— “god damn allergies!”

“gosh, i’m sorry, man! it came outta nowhere..” he didn’t take the threat very seriously.

“a— a gOD?!!?” he instantly dropped to his knees and bowed, groveling at the divine’s feet. “i-i’m so sorry! i had no idea!”

“holyshitholyshitholyshit—“ his breath was HEAVY, and his entire body was shivering. he’s never met a god before, but he didn’t think it would be this terrifying! “please, my lord— i swear it was an accident! i’ll do anything!”

“happy easter! i shoved an easter egg up my ass— why? don’t ask.”

|| 🤧 new account lol

|| just gonna promote 𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍! again lolol