Lots of fat chicks with blue hair, septum rings and crazy looking glasses aren’t going to like this…

So... my dog Johnny Ringo is almost too friendly with people. He just loves them. He is a pitty, so I see people get a little nervous when he approaches them. Most of them quickly realize he is just a good boy. There is a man that lives down the street from me that he does not

Life is good

Dearest Reader Do you drive Around in a vehicle That you like? Whether it's a train A ship or a car A trusty machine Can fancies spark And fill one's life with endless thrill To travel the world In literature, film Or on the road A Vehicles Thread 🧵🪡👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Oh wow 😮 hmmm 🤔 😆

Not gonna lie I wrote this post so I could use this image.

Dearest Reader Are you fighting A battle no one knows Because you fight In silence? In times of turmoil Disclosure is hard Asking for help harder But if it consoles I've here some notes Of men who have endured Came out stronger For solidarity A Perseverance Thread 🧵🪡👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

Dearest Reader Do you feel Sometimes your best is not enough On the ceiling 'bove your head Looms another Greater Gloatier Tis a Haunting thought And not the fun kind I've a list today Of Second-fiddles Overshadowed A Wallflower's Thread 🧵🪡👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

My brain is circling the drain like a goldfish in a hotel lobby fountain that is being renovated. I’ve got a bit of a headache tonight so I’m going turn off my phone off and call it early. Good night, America. Monday just stole my Amazon package off my front porch.

I’m up. Let’s rock today 🤘🏻

🚨BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance asks the QUESTION of the century. "Why are democrat governors angrier about federal law enforcement helping to clean up there streets than they are about the fact that those streets need to be cleaned up to begin with."

When I consider the Meniscus Effect I see th'importance Of cultivating Substance Our environment May us curve and steer Our characters Adapt or reject them. In a tight space In a pinch We are made to reveal ourselves The Shapes of that Revelation Bend the World.

Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?

🇬🇧Men of England who sat idle and did nothing while ONE MILLION of YOUR girls were groomed and gang raped by the Islamic invaders Does this brave wee girl not make YOU feel ASHAMED of Yourself? - It SHOULD!

When I consider My Guilty Pleasures I sheepishly Follow Mommy influencers Video game streamers While judging pop culture Have a Celsius While Budgeting groceries Take selfies Obsess a little Delete them When I consider Guilty Pleasures I excuse myself A Secular Absolution.

When I consider the Trad Wife Happy I am with my apron and pie Having the kitchen always smell Of a hearty soup and sour dough. But my face is fresh without that Red lip Classic Thing that they like My pretty sundress Just this morning's pajamas And I can't do that one-leg

English Translation: Holy Archangel Gabriel, messenger of divine truth, who announced to the Blessed Virgin Mary the Incarnation of the Word, guide us through your intercession to the light of God’s will. Strength of God, enlightening souls, pray for us that our hearts may be

The week ends differently than it began. At church today, the pews overflowed with grief and gratitude for Charlie Kirk and Iryna Zarutska. We cried together, we prayed together, and we honored them together. Our brother and sister are at rest now. The one thing that is

Waking up is like joining a group chat you forgot you were in. Everyone’s loud, everyone’s needy, and even after you scroll up, you still don’t know what is going on. Oh, whatever Monday… I’m up. Morning, friends!