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There’s always a Gary who walks back up the slide.

Guy at dinner party: Almost every issue, both fiscal AND social ties back into wealth inequality. Other guy: You're so right. The class system isn't just about financial status. Me, trying to think of any current topic: you guys hear about michael plastics in the water?

stratt: the best minds in the entire universe have been working for decades to find a solution to the sun’s dimming grace and rocky in the video logs:

Even as an adult these little weirdos still make me laugh

The category is: iconic space quotes I use daily.

There is no McTry. Only McDo.

Me: Why am I always broke? Amazon: Your horse's Thomas the Tank Engine costume has been delivered.

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Mississippians looking at how poor Brits are:

When Alabamians see British people:

"Not flat, we checked" -- NASA

This is absolutely hilarious.

1998: The Future's going to be great! 2026: Can we please to back to the 90's?!

I’ve been following politics for almost two decades and if there is one disturbing change that I’ve seen happen, it’s how cavalier people are about death. Not only are they wishing death upon their political opposition, but they say it proudly in public without hesitation.

Life is hard. But nothing bad will ever happen to you if you simply Google search "Corgi Stampede". No dead bodies, no politics, no horrors of existence. Just hordes of running corgis. A few even standing proudly with trophies! Even the related searches gives you things like

Well done tweet

Anyone who justifies using beagles for testing is an evil person, full stop.

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence. Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

This radio station is called “classic rock” but it’s playing cool current music like Pearl Jam and Nirvana.