No one: Absolutely no one: Declan Rice:

I can’t wait for Darren Bent to cook Andy Goldstein MBE tomorrow on TalkSPORT after Andy said we were getting tonked tonight

For the record, it’s only 1 game, historical night at the emirates none the less but in reality we still gotta visit the Bernabeu, and it’s only the quarter finals! However, I’m gunna enjoy this like every Arsenal fan should!

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The eve of my daughters birthday, scene is set, been asked to cook, hugely mistaken I’m afraid, bowl of rice at the ready, only thing that’s being cooked tonight is Madrid in their own Gaff! Viva La Arsenal

Thierry Henry 🤝 Bukayo Saka. 🤫

Hey siri, translate this to as many languages as possible….. rice cooks better with the lid on 😮‍💨🤝🏼

Rice & Bellingham debate just been put to bed aswell I guess 🤣

Liverpool booing a lad that’s been there for 20 years and won everything with them 🤣 one of the most unbearable fan bases ever! When Madrid come knocking you rarely if ever turn them down!

This

😜. Let’s see which mental midgets get triggered

Well said Charlie Veitch 👏👏. I think he should invest in a megaphone 🤣🤣 Charlie Veitch

The UK is absolutely fucked. By 2030 we will be foreigners in our own country! Fucking joke

I will never understand how we’re living in a era where people that sell jacket potatoes are making a living and doing extremely well out of it. Plenty worse out there of course, but just can’t understand the hype over a potatoe

This country is absolutely fucked. Virtually beyond repair. Mass deportation is needed

The Left lectured us for the last decade about the dangers of violence from the Right From the assassination attempts of President Trump To Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO, being murdered Now to Charlie Kirk The danger was actually on the Left

Because supporters of Charlie Kirk shoot guns in the direction of his neck to celebrate? We don't hate them enough.

Never thought I’d ever see this video again 🤣🤣

Need DAB back in my digger asap, can’t bare to listen to Amanda Holdens laugh on Heart radio anymore!

Single handedly bringing it home in the summer