Pigs can't look up. But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

having a thing called the "january-february crazies" in which every year in january and february i go crazy

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn't at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Main reason I like being private on Instagram is that denying requests gives me a sense of power I currently do not have in my personal or professional life. Highly recommend

Every time I try and go to sleep I go through the 5 stages of grief

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

Off one coffee commenting “I love watching you have fun” on people’s ig stories

some days you wake up and think "im the goat" and some days you think "my blood is wrong. something is seriously wrong with my blood"

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

me and my homies HATE red delicious

So bored I’m about to start a Trivia Crack revival

The White House Nicki Minaj who fucking cares bitch

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

The best part about being 28 is getting home from work and going on my iPad like a stupid fucking baby

what the hell is my problem

actually your late 20s are for realizing you hate the current trajectory of your life and starting over

Why am I crying

ask me fucking anything right now