One of the most painful and perplexing things for survivors of abuse is when people treat their abusers as if they’re normal. Imagine if someone shot you and the next day your best friend invited the gunman over for tea and crumpets.

A 4 hour 12 year old birthday party where one child has kept a rousing repetitive theme going on the piano for the entire 4 hours. They’ve barely touched the caterpillar cake.

A "crash diet" from Vogue in the 70s. I think I'd crash about 20 minutes after lunch 😩

Thank you kind Asda delivery man who came back later after mini crisis meant I wasn’t in when I was meant to be xxxx

Feeling lucky to have a mate that does reviews for t’paper. Getting to see Grayson Perry

Trying to get my boy to focus on his Brit school application for musical theatre but I can’t get him to stop belting out musical theatre numbers #catsinmysittingroom

Hope the lovely Sarah from Isle of Wight who we met at #ridebrighton last week has fabulous #RideEartH tonight.

Fred’s Christmas list: all the equipment to be a one-man band and a lifesize cardboard cut out of Matt Berry - where does one get these? #tricky

Tonight marks the first night, but I’m sure not last sadly, I’ve come home to a drunken son on my doorstep. Oh dear.

Vegan August going very well thus far. Filling the cheese void with getting out the easel again. #veganartrevival

Mullet for my Valentine #RuinABandNameWithOneLetter

I’ve become vegan recently but I don’t like the conversations this causes. And tonight I successfully veganned at dinner without anyone noticing. #win

My life is an eternal cycle of washing unitards #musicaltheatreboys

If I ever met Jurgen Klopp I’d say “omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp” just so he’d raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I’m a moron and I’d be so naked by the time he’d finished doing that.

Confused. Ingredients says 1 large eggs? Beat in eggs one at a time. How many eggs? Help!

Being asked to select keypad options to select correct service when calling utility company on a smart phone. #BritishThreatLevels

Going proper out out!!

BREAKING: It's definitely better to be nice to people and not be a dick. We'll update you as and when we have more on this story.

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