i like my lovers brave

Bitches be dumb like that cause they mama was!

hangin a piece of mistletoe from my back pocket so y'all can kiss my ass

I’m such a fan of soft lighting like turn off the lights and turn on a candle or a lamp

sometimes you just gotta let him go back to bitches in his own league.

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine

I’m too smart to have a boyfriend

believe me i totally get why you hate yourself

that’s what life is all about baby

i looooooveeeee intellectual intimacy

me with all my lipglosses

the universe is in fact obsessed with making me happy

how it feels to become okay with being perceived as a fucking bitch

I’m so ready to be iconic again next year

I absolutely love when life confirms that a hard decision I made was actually the right one.

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!