It has been nearly two years since I logged in here. A lot has changed.

My biggest baby is now nearly five...

And she is now a big sister. Little Melody who is three months old.

So that's what I've been up to since you last saw me. Maybe see you again in two years?

Scratch that. It has been nearly three years since I was here. Damn.

In my cramped little office, working on Stage Door for Frankie Boyle. #INeedFood #OfficSelfieNeverHurt

Annoying the techs. #GetOffMyComputer

#NotSoAttractiveSelfie #TheSelfieGameIsStrong

Been a little busy chasing after a near one year old! Where has that time gone?

But.. I've lost 29lbs so far on Weight Watchers and I only have 20 more to lose. #SkinnyBySummer #NoMoreFattyBumBum

I've lost 35lbs on weight watchers so far! Only 14 more to go ❤❤

I went to the ball and felt like a princess 👑

She's growing up so damn much. 😭

Almost there! 👣👣👶

One final #ElfieSelfie at Bradford Theatres So sad it is all over 😩 But you were amazing, @_jackiehughes! 💚💚💚

So this little girl takes up most of my time these days, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

I see a Vixen on my timeline..

I knew you missed me. 👐🏻😘 x.com/austerevixen/s…

I now have an insatiable urge to visit Minx.

18 months. Wow, I am rusty.