I DON’T have a problem with any Race , Religion or Sex... I DO have a problem with DUMBFUCKS though.....

WATCH: Former Sen. Bob Dole is helped out of his wheelchair to salute the casket of George H.W. Bush in the U.S. Capitol.

Want Death Wish Coffee Co. ? #SeduceMeIn4Words

Gift cards: the best way to say "I remembered you while I was at CVS."

On this holiest of days, let us pray to the patron saint of sacks, JJ Watt, for a first round bye...

Are cats the secret weapon to taking down millennials? My column: x.com/adorsed/status…

I can hear horrible drumming in the distance. Someone must have gotten a drum set for Christmas

Personally I would be very upset if I had been standing in the same spot for 8 hours pissing in a diaper and being forced to watch NKOTB #NewYearsEve2018

A look back at Robocop's trip to Dallas City Hall for #NationalScienceFictionDay texaspopculture.blogspot.com/2013/03/roboco…

1858 - Anson Jones, the last President of the Republic of Texas, committed suicide in Houston. We'll take a moment today to mention that suicidal thoughts can happen to anyone. If you need help, call 911 or the National Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255. Stop Texas Suicides

#rememberWhen things didn't need an operating system to operate? #VCR

A deer would make a horrible taxi driver

Why in the hell does that lady have a baby courtside? #OkcVsMin #NBAonABC

The STIRR app on Roku is awesome when it works. The app is very slow. When I try to change a channel it force closes. The content is awesome as well. I know it's new, good job guys. Also Kirby from STIRR is a great host.

"Global warming", the politicians scream on #EarthDay As they get into their private jets, burning fuel and creating carbon feet.

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