Did you all see what I did to the Revenant at #CWFParadise? I've got more of that saved for Caledonia, R̶E̵s̸p̶L̵e̶N̴d̷e̵n̸T̵ q̷U̴e̵e̵N̴P̵i̷N̸ and Omega. #Evolution21 #CWF cwf.ewmania.com/preview/evolut…

WrestleFest is coming in 2 weeks. See what the #DemonOfSobriety has in store when he teams with Ataxia against Jimmy Allen and Pandalike. #TheForsaken #CWFEvolution29

The kiddo says I need to use this thing more. Waiting to face #AlexRain at Championship Wrestling's Evolution 37.

#ShitChloeSays Yesterday Me: Do you know what today is? Chloe: No. Me: It's Pearl Harbor Day. Chloe: What's that? Me: It's the day that Japan bombed Hawaii. Do you know why they bombed Hawaii? Chloe: For putting pineapple on pizza? She said this with a straight face.

"The Demon of Sobriety" and the "Mini Demon" will return to professional wrestler Carnage Wrestling (Now Closed) #Havoc03 Carnage Wrestling is going to start #GettingHammered

So, the Mini Me showed me that she learned this move today and I am just trying to figure out how it's even humanly possible. x.com/ddtpro_eng/sta…

I went to bed two hours ago and can't sleep. The kiddo is going to be stoked when I give her the news tomorrow.

Chloe just randomly starts singing the chorus to Hypnotize by Notorious BIG and now I have questions...

#OCC I made a list of all the Carnage Wrestling (Now Closed) themes I could find on Spotify. If I have your entrance theme wrong, let me know so I can update it. Also, Catalina's entrance music is kind of catchy. Then again, so is herpes. open.spotify.com/playlist/6BkgI…

I've got a bunch of jokes I learned in sign language. No one will ever hear them, though.

#OOC Uncompleted Havoc03 RP vs. Succubus and The Avenger!. Unformatted and nowhere near finish, I wanted to show the CD I had done. Again, sorry to both opponents. lethalattraction.com/?p=6168&previe…

#OOC First Chaos Card of 2021: carnagewrestling.freeforums.net/thread/799/cha…

One typo and now the kid won't stop singing "beans beans the musical fruit."

Chloe's Joke of the Day: E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

#OOC For me it would be Ken Masters, Mr. Popular, Sexy Jason and R̶E̵s̸p̶L̵e̶N̴d̷e̵n̸T̵ q̷U̴e̵e̵N̴P̵i̷N̸ Ryan.

RP vs. Garbage Fence/Jason Lmoa for Carnage Wrestling (Now Closed) carnagewrestling.freeforums.net/thread/869/haw…

i dont know howto say it. dad;s gone. he got stabbed trying to stop this guy from beating his wife. we're keeping thigns private. i dont want any of taht im sorry bullshit. this fuckng sux.

thanks "Godly" Ken Davison AKA Kenny Cuatro Cinturones and The Jawdropper you made fathers day suck less

Championship Wrestling Federation's next PPV, Paradise, is coming. "The Demon of Sobriey" makes his return. Xander Haze, Revenant... get ready. because the both of you are about to get hammered. #CWF