||. idk if the dream daddy verse is active anymore but it’s fine. i’m bringing this spawn of satan back.

"What ever do you mean?" He tilted his head to the side. x.com/cookingdad_/st…

"What are you trying to say about my father?" x.com/cookingdad_/st…

"Father isn't evil. . . That's rude of you to say." x.com/cookingdad_/st…

"This isn't about me." x.com/cookingdad_/st…

"Are you implying that you know my father more than I do?" x.com/cookingdad_/st…

It's gotten to the point where I know everything about sex now because of this fuckING NEIGHBORHOOD. I'm only a little kid. help me.

"Bad side?" He slowly took the toy, holding it firmly in his grasp. His face showed no emotion. So it was hard to hell if he was happy. x.com/cookingdad_/st…

Oh dear. He'd probably enjoy that, though. Soulless eyes narrowed. "Tell me about his 'bad side.'" x.com/cookingdad_/st…

"Oh, really?" He didn't seemed concerned at all, he just simply shrugged his shoulders with a huff. x.com/cookingdad_/st…

// I don’t know what made me have muse for this little fucker. But I have huge muse for this little fucker and Im back

hail satan

Frowns looking at the candy on his bed. He didn’t get that much candy this year... “. . .”

Merry Christmas.

Sorry, apparently that’s offensive to Jesus or something.

// by the way, i s w e a r i can roleplay good. im not just crack.

What’s an abortion?

// me: i can be a serious role player I swear me, a minute later on the same account: x.com/demonicpastels…

“SHRIMP!! HEAVEN!!! NOW!!!!”