everyone pray i get this apartment…… please another win for an indian guy in nyc

Every time i eat an onigiri im like wow i cant believe they invented this

Looking for apartments

Everyone acts crazy during the summer because of the black mold in their air conditioners

Is it pronounced goodles or goodles

Proud of the lantern flies because of what theyve been through and theyre still here

Taking off work in that i am still working

Nobody understands, nothing will capture the sexiness of a regular speedo brand speedo. The solution is right in front of you.

Moving is like ok so i have 1000 vinegars

Eating my Mediterranean grazing plate in the fabulous fire island pines

Forgot name of taylor album and called it “Death of a Saleswoman”

Just ate the chicken sandwich that makes you feel gross

Jacob getting marry the night and government hooker and im gonna get 3 songs from harlequin

Here once again Zohran Kwame Mamdani i know you are busy today but can you fix this ❤️

Had the time of my life at the #MinnesotaStateFair

Your assistant principal and your spanish teacher are getting married (me when my assistant principal and spanish teacher got married)

"faithful to the adaptation" like idgaf.......

my dream is to have my own grubstreet diet but charlie got me as close as i will possibly get by mentioning me in his!!

gonna start my own tennis tournament where the signature cocktail is not gross