Think I may have just pissed my pants 🥳🥳🥳🥳

The UK is ran by a bunch of absolute fannies man

Boris should be made to stand in the shoes of individuals, families and business owners that seriously suffered during lockdown. He has got not a clue what he has done to this country and many people. #BorisJohnsonMustGo

Fans can no longer go to games because of Covid, but fans can attend the games tonight. We’re moving the winter break forward because we don’t want football without fans in the ground, but we’re playing Boxing Day games with no fans. Cool, I’m glad we aren’t losing our minds.

The ending of tindler swindler, how did he get away with that??? Cutting about like the real g 🤯🤣

That ones a tricky one

Actually can't stop watching the news today, wtf is happening to this world 🤦‍♀️

Having a nice car is all fine and well until it costs you 80 quid + for a tank of petrol that'll last just over a week, wtf man

Found out today it can take 3 years for your body to recover from having a child 🤯

Far too invested in the Johnny v Amber trial 🤯

Noooo WAY did Amber just called Johnny's kids 'weirdos' 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ #JusticeForJohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial

I am not made for this heat unless I'm sat on a beach abroad with a cocktail in my hand 🙄🥵

Time to get my head back into the books and get myself a degree in engineering 📚🤓

Last night at around 6.50pm, a man made off from McColl's in Argyll St, Lochgilphead with the Vape stand and 48 vapes. The man is described as being in his late teens with dark hair wearing a dark hoodie, grey trousers and a rucksack. Any information call 101 inc 1700 7/11/22.

Some money in elfbars 🤭🙈

Me enjoying life knowing nothing going right

Lewis Capadlis' documentary had me in stitches with laughter and tears. So, so much respect for him putting his mental health first, what a guy 👏

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It was an absolute honour to wear the nr. 9 at Rangers, something that will fill me with pride for the rest of my life. I want to wish everybody at Rangers all the best, take good care of the club, you guys are so important.