when ETH is down everyone’s quiet when ETH is up everyone’s an expert the cycle never fails

You’ll spend 3 hours researching a Netflix show But won’t spend 15 mins reading a token’s docs That’s how bags get fumbled

Airdrop hunters After liking, retweeting, tagging 3 friends On a project that might never launch: “It’s about the journey.”

Skipped Virgen Skipped Kaito Skipped everything that pumped Remembered to drink water tho health > wealth ig

Good content in the wrong space Is like using the right cheat code… For the wrong game. Ever felt this?

Got 3 invites If you're smart, you’ll dm first Not saying what it’s for

before laser eyes before NFTs before MetaMask there was one man two pizzas and 10,000 BTC the rest is history 🍕

In 2011, 1 BTC = less than a dollar This guy mined one every day No one cared No one believed No one saw it coming If only they knew.

i miss when crypto felt alive. not just the charts, the culture. shitcoins flying 1000% overnight. discords lighting up. everyone guessing what came next. chaos, scams, breakthroughs, all in one feed. now? btc goes up 0.5%, everyone claps. eth gas is low because no one’s even

Crypto rich hits different

Gorilla brain right now: – Should I unstake? – What if they announce? – What if it pumps after I sell? – Do I even like crypto?

$17 Billion divided by 106