my sent texts after crossing the 3 vodka soda threshold

ever linked someone and just stare at them like “bro you never seeing me again

I just want everyone in this country to have the same healthcare I receive as a member of Congress.

Wassup playas

Ya boy is happy

y’all mind if i have a good week

Don't be afraid of Covid? Tell that to the 210K people who died from it in the US alone because of you! You have access to the best health care in the fucking world, the average American doesn't. Fuck you!!

woke up fartin

that shit sucks 😂😂😂😂

Does anyone know what this is and how I should charge it

Mike pence looks like the bottom of a stingray

do u think rihanna has an email. do u think she gets emails from like best buy about deals on electronics

Thinking about this 1400 year old ginkgo tree.

Dad rock: queued Bud light: cracked Lawn: mowed

Fuck it. Making a werewolf