"This world is not so 'either or', Alice." --American McGee --Slight Canon --Semi Selective --Lit/Desc --Open to plotting/SLs

"Cat, are you saying you're going to watch Alice when she's in the throws of passion?"

"And what a show it would be! The beauty of the natural order and the lust of it all. It's like any production. More improvisation and less of a script but the raw, sensual emotions are all there."

"Much more invigorating." High fives the cat.

"I am but a showman putting on a show! We must keep our dear Alice on her toes at all times."

"Shall we call you grandfather?"

Whispers. "Grandpapah..."

"Oh I just remembered I left oysters broiling. Toodles!" Scampers off.

"Oh I think murder can be fun if you make a grand gesture of it! Really be creative with it and leave the audience wanting more."

Dramatic bow. "Yes tis I! The Carpenter at your service, fair maiden. The cat's best friend in fact. Alice's favorite. I wasn't aware there was a menu and I was on it. But I am honored."

"Indeed indeed. He is going to be the male lead in my new show. With his new, striking human form that is. I am looking for a leading lady however! Alice always says no."

"I am no comedian but I try." Waves off Alice. "They were just oysters dear Alice. Oysters and fish. I am nothing like the Duchess who eats everything that can walk."

Pouts. "Heartless. The lot of you. I refuse to be eaten. The show must go on!"

"Alice. Get Walrus. Bring him here. I need him. For protection."

"I just remembered! I left the toilet running. I've got to go. Alice I designed you some new dresses. I will have them sent asap." Bows before running off.

🔪 | "Tell me of your Wonderland." - Alice Liddell from American McGee's Alice RP -18+ - Plotting/SLs welcome

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