Playing 2 8 minute electric wizard songs back to back on the TouchTunes >>

Things that make dudes say “hell yeah”

What my early morning work commute feels like when it’s below 50°

I have 2 moods

It was 28 degrees when I got to work and 68 degrees when I left. This is insane

Make political text messages and phone calls illegal. So sick of getting them.

Looks like Alexander Graham Bell is calling me.

how it feels wearing concert merch the day after your concert

Bitches be lying. U will be living together and she come to bed dressed like a damn Franchize Boy

mixing mr. pibb and dr. pepper to create 'the philosopher's brew'

I’ve refrained from posting about ball all year….. but who the fuck actually thought SMU could hang in the college football playoffs?

The great migration

RIP SlickRick3376. Gone way too soon. 😔

A1 in the books. ✅

Chili is soup for conservatives.

Which one you riding?

Hog walkers tap in.

Marvin looks for a place to poop like a person looks for a lot of land to build their dream home. Dogs are wild man.