smh

Waiting for the monkey taking hoots with a jets jersey to start circling again

Flashbacks of you being crazy be so funny like why would I do that

When the scams run for long enough with no one paying attention, they literally send zero dollars to the kids. Zero. Many times, I have asked for pictures of the funding recipients. Sometimes, they can’t even come up with a single picture.

checkin in on me it just mean a lot.

I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING

people who can’t watch a movie without subtitles annoy tf out of me

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I was just lil E back then

A woman can sleep with any man she wants. A man sleeps with whoever lets him. But when it’s time to settle down, he picks. She waits to be picked.

“i’m just a girl” you are a fucking monster

i never tip male waiters hit the oil rig nigga

nipsey said “work on how you react when you feel disrespected”.

not arguing wit no woman with pretty feet, whatever you say beautiful

i do a lot of illegal shit, but littering is where i draw the line.

Ngl if you’re fat and we’re in an argument, the first thing I’m doing is calling you fat

Airbnb has no homes Uber has no cars You have no bitches This is the new economy

Lack of discipline is the reason behind every single L I’ve taken in life