There’s no need to wait until 2018 to use #RedheadEmojis. Our special keyboard is here. Enjoy! #GingerEquality cards.twitter.com/cards/1iy6ib/3…

100 years old? Our Girl Scout Cookies have never looked so good. bit.ly/2cwJIM7

Attention citizens of Jokers nation: an all-new SEASON of #ImpracticalJokers is just 2 DAYS AWAY! Get prepared, get very prepared.

@secularhs USA TODAY take pics and post!!

Shorts weather yesterday. #Snowstorm today ❄️. This summer the weather will get even weirder... #Sharknado 5 is coming. 🦈 🌪️ #Snowday

New post: Michael C. Hall to Play JFK In Season 2 of Netflix's 'The Crown' dexterdaily.com/2017/02/michae…

I love you, too. #loveaLOTA #valentinesday

'Deadliest Catch' stars know hope is running out for lost colleagues fxn.ws/2ktMyCT via brookefoxnews

RT if you're spending #ValentinesDay with your #Roku player! 😍

@stevedischiavi I'm dvr'ing it :)

11:31a - Second Tornado Confirmed. A weak EF-0 with winds up to 70mph. 1.6 miles in path length between Windrest and Converse, east of I-35.

The #BetterCallSaul party starts on April 10. 📷 via Michael Mando.

WHO ARE THE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS, BITCH? (no one got it)

Gas up the Chainsaw, there's another storm coming! #Sharknado5 Follw an RT for storm updates!

Whatever you do in life, make sure you're having FUN while doing it!

JiuJitsu has totally ruined my sex life; I can no longer have missionary sex because I refuse to let my wife pull guard.

@coldantlerfarm Kindle I'm buyin it

LIVE TWEETING during East & West coast premiere tonight #ama #BetterCallSaul