The person who advised Masta to create a story that he divorced his wife and she went away with the children so that he could avoid posting his family here on twitter must be a good friend.

Crime documentaries zitakufanya ujue ukweli watu si wazuri huku nje

1. Drink water this morning. Do that for your kidneys. 2. Eat at least an egg today. Do that for your brain. 3. Use your legs. Exercise. Take a walk. Do that for your heart. 4. Stay hydrated through today. Do that for your body. 5. Retweet. Do that for others.

Hizo Pesa President Ruto amesema zinakuja Friday Tunaaapply aje???

Sasa na hakuna transaction cost, how does safaricom benefit from the Buy goods mpesa option?

Never look desperate in life. Remain calm during hard times. Understand it's just your time to suffer like every great man before you. You're a man.

Don’t tell anyone you’re winning. They want you to lose.

Kitui town is a very funny town! Yaani shops and hotels are closed by 10PM and even as early as 7AM there are no shops open! What the fuck is this?

I hope fermented anaona hii

Things men do when you refuse to sleep with them:

HR: I hope this e-mail finds you well Me ;👇

unaweza dhani true love doesn't exist until ubag a solid 2...

Biashara ni ngumu karibu niite client beib

So gays are being paid to be gay. Sometimes ni ngumu my guys

Asia November!!!

Kitambo Nilikuwa mwendawazimu😆😆😆

Ukipiga, in your two honest seconds,just put on your trousers.

Kudate Twitter whores is a lot of work.

Before nidedi nataka nidishi dem karao