Y’all NEED to stop stepping on my shoes. These crocs.

Monkey Pox? Ok now their just making shit up.

Times up bitch

What ever happened to jacking off in a movie theater?? Just for kicks.

I miss sleepy hollow

Never turn your back on me bitch.

I think the nicest thing you can do for someone is give them money.

Cops have a LONG WAY TO GO.

Fireworks scare me.

“Strangers Things” is a good ass show. GODDAMN.

Can’t sleep. Guess I’ll drunk vodka.

The Beatles are not over rated.

My favorite horror movie is “my life” starring me. I’m also the director/producer/guy that says CUT!!

That $5 meal at Burger King is awesome! 👏

Wanna start a business were i clean houses. I’m gonna call it “Clean House”

When I was in high school I knew a guy who got fired from a Taco Bell because he ate from the meat gun in front of customers.

Look at yourself #lifecoach #lifecoaching #comedy

This guy out here changing lives

Cant believe they canceled Bat Bitch! #dcsuperherogirls #comicbook #Batgirl