every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no

I will not live in the McMansion I will not eat at Panera Bread I will not drive an extended cab F-150 I will not live the Republifat lifestyle

Final 4 are Washington, Jackson, Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt In a shoot, Lincoln wins. Booked, TR wins.

I met Aaron Paul on the bullet train in Japan last year and dude was nice as hell. A lot shorter than I thought he'd be but nice as hell.

Also I met Marilyn Manson backstage at Hellfest in 2008. Not a nice guy.

Just sent my email to [email protected]

“I will immediately release the Epstein files.” “Thanks for electing/appointing me, Epstein file release imminent.” “Hold on just a minute I need to review them.” “Thank you for your patience. BOMBSHELL just around the corner once I get through this stack on my desk.”

Legacy on the line tomorrow buddy boy

OH NO

Its rather fortuitous that the Trumpers brought retarded back right at the moment that they spearheaded the most retarded economic collapse in human history.

Kevin King

katy perry and gayle king in space

Trump loves Shedeur Sanders. Two guys with successful dads that managed to talk their way out of getting drafted.

Had backstage passes to a metal concert in Japan. Marilyn Manson was the headliner. He was a jerk. He came out and told the stagehand that if he ran out of water, he'd walk off the stage. He then walked out and immediately throw his water into the crowd. He did this repeatedly.

I'm accusing Ernst & Young of participating in fraud