What’s so messed up about it is she won’t pay YOU for them but she is probably going to go buy them from somewhere else. To feel your friends aren’t worth being paid, but a stranger is, I—

Me looking for Cam’s prosthetic leg #TheBachelorette

If you feel like crying tonight then this should do it x.com/AGT/status/113…

All the guys: Luke P is a psychopath Luke P: *proves he’s a psychopath* Hannah: #TheBachelorette

The brotherhood of the traveling pink jacket #TheBachelorette

Tyler sits next to Luke as if he has a contagious disease #TheBachelorette

luke: *licks his lips garret: “are you licking your lips bc you’re attracted to me” me: #TheBachelorette

To the person who’s been hurt by the church: It was a person who hurt you It was a person who manipulated you It was a person who lied to you It was a person who broke your heart It was a person who left you It was a person who rejected you It was NEVER Jesus. Jesus loves you!

Yes, that was me at the Cowboys game with George W. Bush over the weekend. Here’s the whole story.

And I—— oof that sucks so much

T Ball is actually just a contest of who has the funniest kid 😂

No matter how hard you try, Thanksgiving never really seems to go as planned. #TheOffice