my sleep paralysis demon told me to vote

god really wanted to make a point when he decided to make me beautiful and ugly 😌

my best car habit is screaming while driving on the freeway

y’all better watch out God gave me all this and I plan to use it before I “pass away” at 30

my work gave me a $50 Christmas bonus but yelled at me for getting 15 minutes of overtime It’s the hypocrisy for me

why are chocolate ads so horny

someone tell me why my students were role playing as anti maskers

empty mind only vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom skrrt

the crushing weight of societal norms is the only thing stopping me from buying a full proper tea set

for fun, I like to be an inconvenience

uh oh I thought about the future again

“is your first name cheez it?” -Roger, 5 years old

*4 year old singing baby one more time* me- what song are you singing? “Britney, of course” me- Britney Spears? “No I think just a regular Britney”

yeah

Hey sorry i can’t make it tonight. It’s over for me

do you think gas companies give birthday coupons ,,,,asking for a friend

so happy with my family’s birthday gifts to me this year 🥰🥰

sorry about the car accident I caused, I was staring at the bug on my windshield

In 2010 my brother and I started posting educational videos because we had run out of ideas for our vlog. Today, with Arizona State University and Google, we’re launching gostudyhall.com a path from YouTube to real, transferable college credit, and I want to talk about why (and how).

It’s so humiliating to take a picture with an ipad