"If you were a superhero, who would you be?" "Captain America, but actually I think I'd rather date him"

Stop burning your #Nike shoes and give them to someone who NEEDS them.

“jeff, come bust the woah with me”

when all of the passages are about love, but you’ve been single for 18 years #APLit

me reading some of these tweets having no idea what they mean && then realizing that’s bc i literally had no idea what i was reading #APLit

my mom just said, “what does an app look like?” wt.

hey!! i’m raising money for a missions trip by creating dorm room photo boards!! please message me if you are interested:) thank u!!

i dropped cass off at Starbucks and she runs out and goes “wait!! i forgot my reusable cup!! saving the world one step at a time.” we need more people like her

a good friend will ride in your car no matter how many times you've nearly killed them

my mom’s teaching us how to use the fire box and my brother goes “why doesn’t everyone just climb in the box”? wow my siblings are geniuses

my mom pulls her marriage liscense out of the fire box and goes, “here’s proof that i actually married dad”. like wow mom this whole time i didn’t know

last one..my mom pulls out the fire box naming what’s supposed to go in it and my 20 year old sister goes “i need to buy one for my stuffed animals”

we’re listening to a worship song in the car and my aunt goes, “holy, holy like delanee’s jeans” wow, good one.

"i hope boys understand that i'm never flirting with them, i just think i'm funny" -my roommate

my roommate: “my dream last night was about the Jonas brothers” me: “did you meet them?” my roommate: “well yea, they lived in my house”

mom: “teach me a tiktok so i can keep my kids attention on zoom” #teachersduringcorona

just family quarantine activities

this kid.

when I tell people I’m gonna fight them: