10/1 odds on Mikey lad fkin off the trollop and back to amber! Well in laa

Swear down I don’t even need that FaceApp just see me Sunday morning at final hours of the sesh

Man in chez just told me to emigrate to the seaside, skeggy or sumat. It’s another world out here

He was wearing a tank top

every night of the week I get in bed thinking ‘you fat cunt, right defo back to gym tomo’ eat, sleep, repeat

Asif that ship was gonna be called ‘Boaty Mcboatface’ what twaty mctwatface thought of that

Now triple cheeseburgers are out you’re a wasteman if you buy anything but. No doubles or singles

Anyone remember Ebola?

The chocolate on magnum cookies and cream needs to be it’s own thing

I really hope ye becomes president

Stop mixing chocolate pancakes with mac n cheese

Swear DJ khaled being working out on snapchat for 4year+ n still not lost an ounce

BREAKING🚨 The Biden Administration is set to allow Jewish billionaire Dan Gertler to cash out his mining positions in the Democratic Republic of Congo which has enraged human rights activists… Gertler is responsible for thousands of child slave deaths in his illegal cobalt and

Lie #3 Putin will "not stop there if he succeeds" He said this at minute: 03:30 - This is a lie Putin has offered many times for a ceasefire, except Zelensky refuses to acknowledge Putin Putin has outlined his motives for the escalation in Ukraine, which almost all military

“Farmers will be forced to sell fields for less than their potential value if they are seized to build new homes or hospitals, under measures in the Government’s Planning and Infrastructure Bill.” Compulsory purchase (at low purchase value) by local councils of farmland / green

The Labour government’s Planning and Infrastructure Bill: A land grab. This includes compulsory purchase by public bodies & governments (local & national) to buy land (which includes the green belt, farmland and also allotments) at low agricultural value rather than full hope