`` Well, lucky you I'm here to help ``

`` Better than nothing ya know! ``

`` At least you won't be alone doing this ``

`` doesn't it hurt? ``

`` think about it doing stuff alone, even if it's murdering, can hurt without somebody by your side who you can say " hey! buddy, need some help " the buddy system rocks dude Shoving yourself away from people not so much ``

`` whaddya want me to say? ``

`` Blah Blah murder is better with friends ``

`` Glad we do it for the same reasons then think about it, having a friend with you helps with the fact you just crushed a skull in ``

`` friend, associate, person who's existence you're aware of all the same ``

`` Nuh uh, not without me ``

`` How about you take me there ``

slowly opening the door slightly covered in yellow and red blood `` Got a rag, handsome? ``

`` Mehhh I'll be fine just need a rag, that's all ``

`` Pretty please , , ``

`` well alright, , I'll only be a second `` walking over to shower

15 mins later walking out in some pajamas `` now we're cooking! ``

`` not as much as you! `~

walking over and smooching him <3

`` I love yous lots, , ``

`` what did I do to deserve you, , ``