"Hurry up." He plopped onto the couch. x.com/spazzingsophis…

"You look like you're 12 and it's Christmas morning. That's a yes." He nodded with a quiet chuckle. x.com/spazzingsophis…

"Don't be sarcastic or you won't get the Batman onesie." x.com/spazzingsophis…

“No one needs to be blinded.” x.com/spazzingsophis…

"You're the only one who does think that." x.com/spazzingsophis…

“What is happening right now?”

|| my mother followed my personal what do I do

|| I don't feel sorry for myself anymore thanks x.com/thatbansheegir…

|| SHE READ MY TWEETS TO ME LIKE NO PLS STOP x.com/thatbansheegir…

|| well x.com/thatbansheegir…

|| I took a good selfie and I want to share it but that would require a writer reveal.

|| tru x.com/thatbansheegir…

"Writer reveal or nah?"

Pets @ConnateVexed.

"Hey, pup." (@ConnateVexed)

Continues to pet @ConnateVexed.

"Why're you licking me?" (@ConnateVexed)

"You lick me, I lick you." (@ConnateVexed)

Licks @ConnateVexed's hand.