IM GONNA CRACK A RIIBBBB WHEN I GET HOME

BABE I CANT OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU BECAUSE I DRIVE A 4 DOOR 2009 HONDA ACCORD WITH BEIGE INTERIORS THAT REQUIRES ME TO USE THE KEY AND MANUALLY TO OPEN IT FROM THE DRIVERS SIDE

It’s actually one jillion degrees rn

Metallica has like the WORST stage set up I have ever seen

Love is where Dennys is

I knew it was time to lose weight when she said she like big boys

Gua sha stones are fucking stupid I have no idea wtf to do with this shit

Biggest take away from my Europe trip so far is that if they ever bring the McWings to the US ima be first in line

happy birthday mister president

Sit down my queen <3

REGGAETON CHAMPAN PAM PAM PAM PAM PAM

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GO TO AN EMPTY BAR. DRINK ALONE. HATE YOUR LIFE. BE MISERABLE. BE A MAN

3 x VIP/backstage guestlist for SOLIDGROOVES LA tomorrow. RT to enter.