ㅤ ㅤ hums into voicenotes: with an ass like mine it’s a real wonder why everyone and their mothers aren’t yet in my bed. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “Perhaps if that remy had over 1 billion album sales and knows how your mom sleeptalks after sex.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “World renowned no, but I do make great eggs in the morning if you catch my drift. The disappointment is mutual, I can’t believe you found them cool at all.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “Then I guess there’s only one way to settle this: Egg Off. This saturday work for you? Your place or mine?” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ launches a half bitten fry at him then looks away checking his nails. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ his head plummets on to @sadgorez‘a lap, jaw cracking in a yawn as he desperately tries to will away his hangover. “i’d like to cash in my massage coupon.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ stares deep into his eyes waiting for them to turn into sharingan. “hey veggie, I think your cat is broken.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ smack ignored, he’s infatuated with the cat. boops his nose. “your older brother killed your entire clan how does that feel, little guy?” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ he turns to wrap his arms around the other’s waist, face nearly buried in his crotch and grumbles, “they said I had nice pecs. you know how I get when they say I have nice pecs.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “you named your cat sasuke and I’m the weeb?” the cat is picked up and placed on his chest, gentle hand stroking it from head to tail while his eyes shut. ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “you’re ruining the mood here can you leave? actually i’m kinda hungry, can you order me some cold noodles? thanks ve.” picks the cat up again and brings its nose close to his own. eskimo kisses the fur ball and smiles, lost in a world with only sasuke and him. ㅤ ㅤ

/ remy returning one night drunk and with new tattoos he won’t remember getting in the morning

ㅤ ㅤ Tongues at the inside of his cheek, a familiar wave of mischief washes over him as his eyes rake over the other man up and down. Head cocked and smirking. “Few thousand bucks and a blowjob from you.” ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ snack good. snack eat. ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ

ㅤ ㅤ “if they were really important they’d want me with my shirt off.” but he pulls the plain black t shirt over his bare chest anyway before reclining back on the couch. “what’s this about again?” ㅤ ㅤ