@two_n_minus_one Me when my bf isn’t wearing deodorant

IM SICK

catch amelia and i leaving the movie with this

My budget for October is $20. And I already spent it so don’t invite me nowhere

me watching my sister take her driving test through find my 👁️👄👁️

amelia is in her SCAMMER era, she’s trying to charge $3 a chocolate…they’re $2….

😭😭😭 what’s wrong wit yall

never thought my parents would stoop so low as to kicking me off hulu but alas here we are

I’m “lying” to my kid about Santa. Sorry. And the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny and whoever else bc the real world sucks and kids deserve magic in their lives. I’m a big fat stinky liar!!!

i would give my life for him

i’m making hilly’s pumpkin caramel pie from Milk Bar and this thing is a labor of LOVE

no cause why is my 6 year old almost taller than me

they way thomas made me hold him on my back so he could change a lightbulb instead of just grabbing the stool…

idk which neighbor is BLARING lorde but lemme come over

my sister turning her two week notice in on hello kitty stationary is a vibe

someone tell my neighbors friend to shut the fuck up and stop screaming about immigrants at 1:30 in the morning

something about eating birria tacos and an elote at 10 am just feels right