thought i was touch starved and turns out all i needed was a blanket with glass beads :)

feminism all the way but i need you to hear me when i say that some of you bitches deserve that glass ceiling… in fact… make it bullet proof

downloading hinge just to reject every women that likes me 🤧

i think as a country we need to work on making straight people an endangered species

my uterine brother wtf are you talking about????

nothing says your ✨soul is one with this earth✨ like giving the soil a golden shower

nothing like a pretty women as a thanksgiving meal 🫦

The word "ugly" cannot be used on women, I'm sorry. Women just can't be ugly, that's a boy thing.

studies show that the only cure to familial burnout over the holidays is to get topped by a local masc

less of a whore house and more of a whore home

i’m your favorite lesbians favorite passing dish

my kink is open communication… like tell me why that spider triggered your fight or flight baby girl mmmmmmm

look out world my bowels are on the move

girls in bed together moan with pleasure or whatever that sang is

adhd people be like: yah babe i’m almost ready for bed i just need to take my shot of espresso

day 4,523 of thinking coffee won’t make me sleepy and then wanting to take a nap after i finish it :)

can i come over and sync ovulation cycles with you? 👀🫦

wore my wooli jersey while i bought electric forest good life bungalow tickets… feeling like a god

i think i’m too tall to live in whoville